Thursday, April 10, 2014

Roller Derby Queen - Jim Croce

When my daughter Marisa was growing up she practiced and competed in figure skating for 8 years. Once she got into high school and started wanting to be involved in other activites it got harder and harder for her to find the time to practice so eventually she had to give up her love for figure skating but I knew in my heart that one day she would return to it. Fast forward 10 years. She has since moved to Boston, graduated college and still no ice skating. Then one day she called to tell me she's going back to skating. I was thrilled. Never in my wildest dreams did I ever think she meant roller skating! Yes, my daughter  plays Women's Flat Track Roller Derby.  This song is for her. So proud of my Roller Derby Queen.                         
Gonna tell you a story, that you won't believe 
But I fell in love last Friday evening 
With the girl I saw on a bar room TV screen .
Well I was just getting ready to get my hat 
When she caught my eye, and I put it back 
And I ordered myself couple of more shots and beers 

 The night that I fell in love with a roller derby queen around and round, a round and round 
The meanest hunk of woman that anybody ever seen 
Down in the arena

 She was 5 foot 6, two fifteen 
A beach blonde mama with a streak of mean 
She knew how to knuckle and she knew how to scuffle and fight 
And the roller derby program said that she was built like a 'fridgerator with a head
 Her fans called her Tuffy, but all her buddies called her Spike 

 Well I could not help it, but to fall in love
 With this heavy duty woman I've been speaking of
 Things were kinda bad, untill the day she skated into my life 
Well she might be nasty, she might be fat
 But I never met a person who would tell her that
 She's my bleach blonde bomber, my heavy handed Hackensack sack mama 

 The night that I fell in love with a roller derby queen around and round, a round and round 
The meanest hunk of woman that anybody ever seen 
Down in the arena
Lyrics written by: Jim Croce

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